The Beast From The Seine


Tyrannosaurus Terrorizes Tower! Timorous Tourists Tremble!

Ray Bradbury's 1951 short story "The Fog Horn"--inspiration for the cinematic masterpiece "The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms"--relates the age-old tale of a relict prehistoric beast's unrequited love for a lighthouse, and the destruction that ensues.

Sadly, such occurrences are all too common.


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